Free Funny Fortieth Birthday Poems
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Free Funny Fortieth Birthday Poems
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For those of us who have reached that age
We know it's not as bad;
As everyones been making out for weeks
It's all a bit of a fad!
What's strange is that you've been in the fortieth year
All this time anyway!
And now starting your forty first one so
Go on have a Great Day!!
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Life begins on your 40th birthday. But so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
Helen Rowland
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Irony is a funny thing
Everything roundabout;
But that's what growing older
Is really all about.
After getting all clever
And maybe even sensible;
We then revert to stupidity
Realising we are now dispensable.
Maggiemay
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Free Funny Fortieth Birthday Poems
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The candles now cost more than the cake
Our waistbands are larger already;
Just thinking about it we seem to get larger
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Free Funny Fortieth Birthday Poems
--
For those of us who have reached that age
We know it's not as bad;
As everyones been making out for weeks
It's all a bit of a fad!
What's strange is that you've been in the fortieth year
All this time anyway!
And now starting your forty first one so
Go on have a Great Day!!
--
Life begins on your 40th birthday. But so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
Helen Rowland
--
Irony is a funny thing
Everything roundabout;
But that's what growing older
Is really all about.
After getting all clever
And maybe even sensible;
We then revert to stupidity
Realising we are now dispensable.
Maggiemay
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Free Funny Fortieth Birthday Poems
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The candles now cost more than the cake
Our waistbands are larger already;
Just thinking about it we seem to get larger
I could do with being more steady.
The bits started dropping off as 40 years I did approach
Remembering just what I did not so long ago;
It doesn't seem possible now you know
But I've got abundance and little woe.
So seeing as we now live longer
I'm not going to panic you see;
As both my Mom and my Dad
Reached the grand old age of ninety three.
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I'm not 40, I'm eighteen with 22 years experience
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When In Ireland Forty is pronounced farty
I think that's better don't you?
I bend over now and surprise myself
I blame it on the brew.
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Wiser and more gorgeous
I thought that's what you said;
If I didn't know any better
I'd say you want me in bed.
Invitations are not in plenty
I suppose that's why you asked;
Well let me tell you old son
I could still take you to task!
No longer flirty at thirty
I am no longer sporty;
I'm hedging all my bets
To make them last till I'm forty.
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Free Funny Fortieth Birthday Poems
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Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
Just thought I'd give you something to look forward too!
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People have 2 ears and only one mouth.
I guess that means that we should listen more and talk less.
Hmm! 2 legs and only 1 head.
Maybe you should think less and F... off!
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For age is just a state of mind
And life can be such fun
And you still know how to party
As much as anyone
So let's make this a memorable occasion
In every single way
And I'll be there to help you
Ensure it's a wonderful day
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Free Funny Fortieth Birthday Poems
The bits started dropping off as 40 years I did approach
Remembering just what I did not so long ago;
It doesn't seem possible now you know
But I've got abundance and little woe.
So seeing as we now live longer
I'm not going to panic you see;
As both my Mom and my Dad
Reached the grand old age of ninety three.
--
I'm not 40, I'm eighteen with 22 years experience
--
When In Ireland Forty is pronounced farty
I think that's better don't you?
I bend over now and surprise myself
I blame it on the brew.
--
Wiser and more gorgeous
I thought that's what you said;
If I didn't know any better
I'd say you want me in bed.
Invitations are not in plenty
I suppose that's why you asked;
Well let me tell you old son
I could still take you to task!
No longer flirty at thirty
I am no longer sporty;
I'm hedging all my bets
To make them last till I'm forty.
--
Free Funny Fortieth Birthday Poems
--
Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
Just thought I'd give you something to look forward too!
--
People have 2 ears and only one mouth.
I guess that means that we should listen more and talk less.
Hmm! 2 legs and only 1 head.
Maybe you should think less and F... off!
--
For age is just a state of mind
And life can be such fun
And you still know how to party
As much as anyone
So let's make this a memorable occasion
In every single way
And I'll be there to help you
Ensure it's a wonderful day
--
Go to Birthday main page from
Free Funny Fortieth Birthday Poems