April Fools SMS Messages

April Fools SMS Messages are for the busy person who wants to send something but it's easier and quicker to send one of ours!
These are free for non commercial use!





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April Fools SMS Messages
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Did you think we meant it when we said it was free?

Ha!Ha! Gotcha!

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You cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue;

You just did that didn't you?

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So what do 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11,  & 11/11/11
all have in common?

If you turn your phone off on one of these dates it will never work again!

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TRICK!
Washing Up Liquid in the toilet cistern
-everyone gets greeted with bubbles

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In a recent study it was found that all fools use their THUMB whilst reading an SMS.

Too late don't try and change your thumb!

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1 ring means; I am missing U
2 rings means; I like U
3 rings means;I am thinking of U
4 rings means;I need U
5 rings means; U R stupid and answer the phone.

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April Fools SMS Messages
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A friend like U is worth a million dollars.

So can I sell you?

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If anyone today tries to tell U
1) U R good looking
2)U R good natured
3)U got style
4) U got good attitude
How dare they say that when it's not 1st April.

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Become a pioneer
Application for a start up civilization
Check Virgle The Adventure of Many Lifetimes

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God made the daylight called it SUN
God made entertainment and called it FUN
God made nightlight and called it MOON
God made U and is a CARTOON

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This is MAGIC. Press down 6times and you can See your PHOTO
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Congrats! You are the First April Fool of the year!

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Google Copernicus Centre
Staff wanted!

In The Jobcentre on the moon!

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Whenever you feel sadness in your HEART
blackness in ur EYES
paleness on ur FACE
fragrance in ur BODY
It shows u are suffering lack of vitamin ME



The most important sex organ is the brain.

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