Funny Birthday Poems
and Sayings
Funny Birthday Poems and Sayings for your extra enjoyment and fun on birthday celebrations for your family and friends.
These are for your non commercial use free!
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Funny Birthday Poems
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Growing old with dignity is a classy thing to do - but the way you are doing it seems more fun.
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Recycle. Celebrate last year’s birthday - you were still in your thirties.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly,
eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball.
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Learn from the mistakes of others,
you can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.
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A few new wrinkles and a few new lines,
Gives a man a rugged look divine,
Look in the mirror and take in the view,
Half a century looks good on you.
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Remember when 50 seemed old?
If you weren't so old you would!
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Funny Birthday Poems
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There may be many wrinkles
That can't be ironed out.
But every one's a story
Of that there is no doubt.
So on this milestone birthday
Just think about the pluses,
Lots of pension discounts
Not forgetting free travel on the buses.
So welcome to the 60's
My friend it's not so bad
It has it's compensations
Of which you will be glad.
So Happy 60th Birthday & have a great day
doing what you do best in your own special way.
Margmax
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You're at an age when you've finally got your head together
and your body's falling apart.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stop complaining...
I am older than you!!
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Can't remember how old you are - I'm no good with big numbers.
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You may complain you're getting older
But the alternative is worse;
Eating birthday cake is much preferred
To riding in a hearse.
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I much prefer being over the hill to being under it.
Bruce Lansky
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Time and tide wait for no man,
but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
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Looking in the mirror never was much fun
But now I dread the look from I don't know who;
She looks in everytime I take a peep
I wish that she would go or else I'm going to sue.
The skin has stretched I never asked it to
How can you get fatter and it not go tight;
All my clothes have shrunk in the wash
And nothing ever looks just right.
Get old gracefully is what they say
And just who do they think they're talking too;
I'm ignoring them all on purpose of course
Just Like I always do.
My Birthdays are now milestones
See what I've achieved;
Every one amazing them
The truth be known it's only a reprieve.
Maggiemay